dont delete it this time

theonion:

PROS

• Lifts workers out of poverty to brink of poverty
  
• One less thing to feel shitty about when leaving Chick-fil-A
  
• Shorter lines at pawn shops

CONS

• Workers will grow complacent and lazy if they can afford basic human needs
  
• Still just as insulting that your boss pays you lowest amount he or she legally allowed to
  
• Awkwardness of being served by cashiers wearing top hats and monocles

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